Why I hate Facebook and You Probably do too

Facebook is the first thing I check in the morning and the last thing I check at night

Facebook is what I look at when I don’t know what to google

Facebook is what I do when I don’t want to do homework

Facebook is what I do when I don’t want to do work

Facebook is what I check when I find an Internet signal

Facebook is what I look at when I am stoned

Facebook is what I look at when I am drunk

Facebook is what I look at when I am happy

Facebook is what I look at when I am sad

Facebook shows me all the interesting things I am not doing myself

Facebook shows me all the interesting things I haven’t done

Facebook shows me all the amazing places I’ve never visited

Facebook shows me all the expensive things I don’t own

Facebook shows me all the friends I don’t have

Facebook shows me everything I want or wish I had

Facebook shows me everything I am missing out on

Facebook shows me everything I don’t want to do

Facebook shows me all the people I hate

Facebook shows me all the people I love

Facebook wastes way too much of my time

Facebook elates my ego

Facebook erodes my ego

Facebook creates narcissistic ungrateful sheep

But……

I hate Facebook most of all because even after accepting these truths I still do not have the will power to delete it.

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